Crazy crotch

I was flipping through the Fendi Spring 2011 RTW slide show on Style.com, and came across this hot mess.  I was totally loving this look...until I got to the thigh area.  Now, it's possible it was just unfortunately photographed, but YIKES that is rather unflattering.  (And those gathered ankles have to be the icing on the cake.)

Oh. This is not good.

I happened across this item online tonight:

"Though Venus defeated No. 18 seed Shahar Peer in straight sets during their third-round match at the U.S. Open on Sunday, the tightness of Venus' self-designed dress clearly gave her issues throughout the match. During most points the tight garment would ride up Venus' hips, revealing her undergarments for everyone to see."

CBS went so far as to later display a "tug count" that tallied the number of times Venus and Peer pulled at their respective dresses following a point. At the time, Venus was leading Peer 42 to FOUR.

At first glance, it looks like a tank-top-over-shorts. But it was supposed to look like this:

Damn.  That is what I call a wardrobe malfunction...